Middle-aged and Out of Touch

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I am my garden.
Recently I came into possession of a garden, or, really, a backyard.
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September 2025

I Didn't Think You
Sometimes a ride is more than a ride. And sometimes it just isn't.
Sep 15 • 
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November 2024

Take Care of Yourselves!
Don't make my mistake.
Nov 13, 2024 • 
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August 2024

E.coli and Me
Take that, Marley.
Aug 12, 2024 • 
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July 2024

Sorry for dropping off
Hi, friends.
Jul 17, 2024 • 
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April 2024

The Nest Cam
I will not project, I will not project...
Apr 4, 2024 • 
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March 2024

Objects are my new shrink.
Sorry for the quietus, friends.
Mar 14, 2024 • 
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February 2024

Maybe everything isn't shit after all.
Maybe.
Feb 5, 2024 • 
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I wrote a story some of you might like.
Really.
Feb 2, 2024 • 
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January 2024

Email is the worst kind of hope
Right?
Jan 24, 2024 • 
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December 2023

When a bag of poop is actually a metaphor.
Read on!
Dec 20, 2023 • 
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Why don't they teach how to invest in school?
Seriously.
Dec 4, 2023 • 
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